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Governor: The President Eden's Robot Army of Securitron Mk1

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Founder: The President Eden's Robot Army of Securitron Mk1

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This is your President speaking, John Henry Eden
The Enclave is back, America. And, no, not just on your
Linkradio. Right now the Enclave is patrolling the Capital Wasteland.

War. War Never Changes...
In the year 2077, a nuclear war has left the world barren.
Welcome to The Capital Wasteland, the remains of Washington DC.
Now run by the Children of Atom.
Behold! He is coming with the clouds!
And every eye shall be blind with his glory!
Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice!
Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom!


Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Enclave. One America. Now... and forever.
Scavenge yourself up a Nuka-Cola and enjoy your stay! Rebuilding for a new World.



Embassies: In The Flesh, Trav khar, Zombieland, The Fallout Wasteland, The Capital Wasteland, and The Embassy.

Tags: Fandom, Featured, Future Tech, Medium, Post Apocalyptic, Role Player, and Video Game.

Capital Wasteland contains 30 nations, the 696th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Influential in Capital Wasteland

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

As a region, Capital Wasteland is ranked 6,968th in the world for Most Influential.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Enclave Presidency of John Henry EdenFather Knows Best State“Rebuilding America's Future Today!”
2.The President Eden's Robot Army of Securitron Mk1Compulsory Consumerist State“Beautiful. Powerful. One Enclave. One America. Now...”
3.The Mojave Wasteland Empire of Robert Edwin HouseCapitalist Paradise“The House always Wins”
4.The Highly Civilized Cannibals of White Glove SocietyCompulsory Consumerist State“We don't eat people here, we're Civilized people”
5.The Freeside Bar and Casino of Atomic WranglerCapitalist Paradise“Hungry? Thirsty? Horny? Atomic Wrangler has you covered”
6.The Mojave Tunes of Mr New Vegas-Corporate Bordello“More classics coming right up for you, so stay tuned.”
7.The Children of Atom 1Libertarian Police State“Behold! He is coming with the clouds!”
8.The Children of Atom-Libertarian Police State“Behold! He is coming with the clouds!”
9.The Church of Atom 2Left-Leaning College State“We stay true, until the Day of Division”
10.The Church of Atom 4Iron Fist Socialists“Give your bodies to Atom, my friends.”
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Capital Wasteland Regional Message Board

On behalf of the region Peace and nation Peace On Earth. Congratulations on being featured! We hope we can build a strong relationship.

The wad

A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, Capital Wasteland.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on Capital Wasteland, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Securitron Mk1, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to The Crown Dependency of Hong Kong to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!

Austria and bayern

Greetings! Grüße!

Bite My Biscuits wrote:Welcome To The Feature Zone!

Amazing! GG's My 50th Region Visited! :D

As a Result, I made a new factbook for the rankings and what they are.

CHECK IT OUT!

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Anyways, Your Region Has No Rate This Time. (Dead Region)

~~Bite My Biscuits!~~

Nice :D

Featured airways, Star horde, Bite My Biscuits, and Pink Lady

Featured airways

FA flight 2 has landed at Capital Wasteland International airport! The local time is 6:23 PM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!

*grrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
* congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Capital Wasteland*
Want some meat 🥩?

Post self-deleted by Blackie lawless.

Post self-deleted by Unitary new america.

Unitary new america

Man this place is dead.

This is your President speaking, John Henry Eden
Let's talk about government, shall we? Or, more specifically, YOUR government, dear America - the Enclave. Just who is the Enclave? Why, now, that's simple. The Enclave is you, America. The Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And, well, yes... the Enclave is me, as well. Haha aha. As your President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your President, I am the voice, I am the heart and soul of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul... of America. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the war. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Enclave. One America. Now... and forever.

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